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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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helbig-hart-attack:

Remembering you have a big assignment due and you didn’t do it

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When you hear your mom just getting home and you didn’t do your chores

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Accidentally sending a text to the wrong person

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Thinking about relationships not ending/ending.

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hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

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bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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sluttyoliveoil:

there’s a mosquito bite on my butt and I would be mad but who can blame the little guy

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

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humourbitch:

Rise and shine? More like rise and dine where’s breakfast 

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trinitymemes:

i’m violently sobbing and my ovaries are aching.

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